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We started with Not the Bradys XXX. What a hilariously fun movie! They nailed this spoof, no pun intended, right down to the astro turf backyard…that Jan (Aurora Snow) broke in with a heavy duty fuck with Tee Reel.
Sorry, the basic premise of the movie is that Mike and Carol are having financial difficulties and the kids decide to try to help. Getting into porn seems like the most lucrative way right? Peter gets a menage a trois - cuz those girls just had to see what Peter was packin’ in those plaid pants of his. Christopher Knight never had it this good!
Little Cindy (Leah Luv) ain’t so little and innocent in this one. We collectively decided that watching Leah Luv give a blow job is pure poetry in motion. We all learned better technique from watching her…..pizza boy might be able to confirm that, if you can find him.
There are so many questions answered in this movie. You know you wanted to see Greg and Marcia get it on, in the real show, well…here ya go. And we all heard the stories that Greg and Mrs. Brady got it on in real life. You know you wanted to see that combo too. Well, it’s all here.
Bottom line here….this one is well worth watching. The girls eat cum like they’re starving, not losing their house. And Ron Jeremy as Sam the Butcher is a classic cameo. For those who don’t take their porn so seriously…this is a great film!!!!
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Those crazy kids in Oz (Australia) have created Sensory Drinks. What’s that you ask? If you order one of these Sensory drinks, you get escorted to a private area, are served the drink, asked to put on a blindfold and earphones (which are hooked up to an ipod with specially selected tunes), then get misted by a server for 18 minutes.
“The sensory cocktails work like this: order the daiquiri, and you’re tucked into a semiprivate spot where you sip your drink blindfolded while listening to 18 minutes of Cuban music on an iPod. All the while, a waitress spritzes you with a cigar mist made by simmering crumbled cigars in water and simple syrup.
The idea, said Grant Collins, Zeta’s consulting mixologist, is “to heighten the link between the drink and the experience. Listening to the music makes your mind drift, and the blindfold heightens your sense of smell.” And the smoky mist? It’s a sensory trick to make you think you’re in Havana.”
So they’ve got the “Tiki” which gives the Havana, Cuba experience, the Sea Breeze which is destined to make you feel like you’re sitting on the beach sipping your cocktail, and a Martini that plays a Rat Pack soundtrack to make you feel like you’re in New York. Something tells me that if this thing catches on and ends up here in the States…it’s going to “progress” into something really bizarre. Like…Sex on the Beach - as the woman is sipping her fruity libation, Beach Boy tunes are piped through her headphones, a salt spray is misted around her, while the waiter slaps her face with his cock. I just don’t see this ending well.
While roaming around on the internets this week…I ran across this interesting item. It looks like it could be a nice little stand alone device for some unbelievable clitoris stimulation or possibly and attachment for one of my little mechanical feel good toys doesn’t it? It even comes in several versions. There’s the “moose,” “caribou,” “elk,” and “whitetail deer.” All of which have a slightly different design. They’re made out of sterling silver and come in a pretty little wooden display box. But alas, it is not to be….they are rings that are carried in a Canadian souvenir shop. But hey, in my house….one of my important rules is that most things must have a dual purpose. Problem solved….I’m buying 2. The “moose” and the “whitetail deer.” Happy hunting!!!!
Just because these ladies are vertically challenged, doesn’t mean that they can’t fuck and suck like their taller counterparts.
This is not your high budget, pretty scenery, storyline infused porn project. It’s a down and dirty hardcore midget fuckfest. Although, these little ladies do make it a really fun adventure to watch.
Bridget Powers is her usual perky, nymphomaniac self, who doesn’t mind popping out of suitcase for some afternoon fuck and suck, with a humorous nod to her short stature allowing her to hide in this most unusual place. The most unusual place I’ve ever hidden - for some surprise sex was in the shower (but I think I got the bigger surprise when the shower was unexpectedly turned on and I ruined a really hot corset and garter set).
Little cutie - Twidget - entices as both a blonde and a redhead. She’s got a hot body with nice natural tits. For you glasses fetishists…she dons a cute little pair, but doesn’t keep them on long, so there’s no “jizz on her glasses” scene - BOO.
Okay, as much as I wanted to see that midget sex was something really freaky, it’s not really. It’s different, but I wouldn’t call it freaky. Bridget and Twidget are definitely the scene stealers here. But Tinnie Tyler brings an air of maturity to her scenes. (Midget MILF?) I recommend this one for everyone who is freaking out that the Mini Me (Verne Troyer) sex tape release is being delayed.
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Remember the fun you had spying on your sister or your brother and then getting them in trouble by telling your parents what he or she did? Well, voyeur porn is kind of like that, but it’s more for your enjoyment. I wasn’t really too sure if I’d like this or not. But voyeur porn is a lot like amateur porn, but with the added twist of spying on the couple instead of actually being in the room with them.
This one’s got 5 scenes each with a different couple. There’s not a lot of extra crap (like an awful soundtrack or the guy constantly barking out orders) junking up the scenes, it’s not mechanical and there’s tons of great foreplay in each scene (that’s something that you just don’t see in those big studio productions.
This one’s got 5 scenes each with a different couple. There’s not a lot of extra crap (like an awful soundtrack or the guy constantly barking out orders) junking up the scenes, it’s not mechanical and there’s tons of great foreplay in each scene (that’s something that you just don’t see in those big studio productions.
Scene 1’s guy has a mullet that would make 80’s Billy Ray Cyrus jealous and an old man’s white, flat, and saggy ass. EWWWW! This is not the best scene of the film. You mostly see him and his mullet, which is truly disturbing since it was filmed in 2005.
Okay, as much as I wanted to hate this dvd, it was a lot of fun once I got past that first scene. Scenes 2 & 4 had some hot South American chicas with real boobs (that’s not something you see in big studio porns) and South Amercan asses. Scene 5 was a good looking interracial couple with some great foreplay. All in all, this one’s got lots of hot blowjobs, titty fucking, oral sex, finger banging, and couples who enjoy having sex. It’s a great change from the formulaic porn that I’m getting used to.
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I can’t believe I haven’t watched this one sooner. Someone should tie me up and whip me with a patent leather riding crop. ( ) hint hint.
I have a particular liking for the “fun” little porns. The one’s that know it’s sex, and have a lot of fun with what their doing. I especially like it when the girls look like they really enjoy what their doing. This is one of those casts. Every single one of these girls really is having fun with this.
Cytherea’s in here talking about how much fun she had at “Summer Camp.” Yeah, I saw that one too and I’ll have that review up here in a couple of days. But Ski Camp starts with a HUGE girl on girl on girl orgy. MEEEEEEOOOOOOWWWWW! I had to replay this one a lot, cuz there was so much to watch…I didn’t know who to focus on. So I decided to call a couple of my girlfriends over for a vote and a re-creation. The opener’s got Cytherea, Audrey Hollander, Jayna Woods, Kimberly Kane, and Naudia Rio. I defy you to tell me you can watch all of them just once! If you can do that you’re either gay or just not interested in sex….and if that’s the case, you shouldn’t be here.
I can’t complain about any of the scenes in this one. I know some (a lot) of Hustler’s stuff can be pretty textbook, but Clive McClean and his group did a really outstanding job on this one.
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If you like ‘em young and natural, and I’m a natural kind a girl…you can’t get them any younger and fresher than the little Euro hotties from Legal Pink. While I can’t say that the the Euro girlies usually do it for me, there’s a bit of variety in this 6 pack, and my toybox got quite the workout during this 2 hour fresh fest.
Sarah Sweet’s got some nice little meat curtains, which are kinda fun to watch Zenga play with. I know, I know, their not the “perfect” little pussy lips that you typically go crazy for, but every once in a while it’s nice to see a pussy that doesn’t look plastic. Plus…Sarah’s just soooooo cute and she really enjoys what she’s doing, and it shows.
Anita’s got some perky little tits which are also a refreshing change from the fun bags that a lot of the more experienced girls have…..and Viola’s tight little twat is enough to make you blow before you get your sock or tissue ready.
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First, I’ve got to say that you need to remember that this is a Vivid Entertainment production. Now, that I’ve gotten that out of the way…we can continue. This is a hot little S&M number that you can definitely watch with that favorite female you’ve been wanting to get really freaky with. This should give her some ideas, probably not quite as kinky as yours, but this should give her a few ideas of her own, or at least be willing to listen to what you’re thinking - and keep an open mind about it.
My girlies and I opened up a bottle of wine when we put this one in the player. We were pretty excited to watch Holly Hollywood and Savanna Samson. We weren’t disappointed with Savanna. She’s in this feature a lot. The girlies and I had our share of fun when we broke out the fur restraints when doing our own little recreation of the film.
Homegrown films are notorious for being hit or miss…(that would be one of the side affects of TRUE amateur content) and sometimes the titles are a bit misleading. That being said, this one does not disappoint. If you’re familiar with Homegrown then you won’t be disappointed with the quality of the film - it’s, as a standard, pretty bad. But it looks a lot like the stuff you’d shoot yourself. Again, that’s a big part of the charm of Homegrown films.
Amber Ways is the first girl we get to watch, and she’s a pretty good prelude to Audrina and Casey, two VERY cute girly-girls who nervously make out with one another and then hesitantly lick & lap each other. The one bit of weirdness in this is that they seem to own “The World’s Loudest Vibrator.” Not the biggest turn-on, but you can replay their earlier scenes a few times.
Dani and Michael are the third couple. Michael is a pretty skinny guy, but Dani is smokin’ hot! She’s a bit goth/punk with tats and gets hammered in numerous positions. This is definitely real sex and she’s loving every minute of it.
Ok, this couple is just weird. Violet has NO eyebrows and she’s with a short dude with a pony tail. (and don’t just think the eyebrow thing is noticeable cuz I’m a girl…trust me…you’ll look at her and think she just looks weird - not quite sideshow weird.) The only thing missing from Mr. Ponytail is a tattoo in the middle of his forehead. (Try not to think about Charles Manson while you’re watching this.) This is just a flat out strange combo and wait till you hear Violet’s voice - that’s all I’m going to say. But YOU HAVE GOT TO SEE THIS!!!!
After that scene, I just couldn’t write anymore that could make you want to see this one. Although, there is a scene with a really shiny gold vibrator - lol.
Remember the thrill you got when you were in the same room, secretly, watching someone else getting it on with that really hot girl? Okay, so maybe you didn’t get to actually be in the room while it was happening, you were in the room next door and could hear it - but while it was going on you were imagining what you were seeing. Well, this is your chance to really feel like you’re there and can get your Voyeur on.
Missy Monroe has truly mastered the art of cock juggling. She’s got 2 cocks, which clearly have minds of their own…bouncing between her ass, mouth and pussy. But if you like to hear the smut talk while your cock is being gobbled up like Thanksgiving turkey…Missy’s your girl. How she does that without losing a drop of man juice is beyond me. She must have really bad table manners (talking with her mouth full).
The other outstanding performance, in this one, is Lucy Lee’s deepthroat. She’s a hot little asian girl that just won’t shut up unless she’s got a cock making a home in her throat.
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