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Archive for September, 2007

09 13th, 2007

Rub My Muff 7

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I’ve been a little stressed out lately, so I thought I’d let off a little steam with some one-on-one time with myself last night. Just to help things along, and maybe get a few ideas or some new techniques, I threw this in the player and I was pleasantly surprised by this Acid Rain production.I didn’t expect much out of this film, but maybe a new technique or 2. They sure figured out the trick to making masturbation films interesting…get hot as balls chicks to do it! Every girl in this is smokin’ hot, and they really do a convincing job rubbing their little clits and pounding their pussies and assholes with their fingers and dildos: whining, whimpering and moaning all the way through. So we’ve got 16 hot little sluts in this one – all finger licking good…pretty much guarantees something for everyone. Big tits, little tits, fake, natural, skinny, thick, white, latin….you get the picture.The hottest performance was easily Audrey Hollander, a fiery redhead with a smokin’ body who writhes and moans all while slithering into some sexy positions, and even throwing a whole lotta of anal stimulation in there to really get her girly rocks off. It should have been a dead giveaway that this was going to be the hottest scene when the camera zooms in on her little pink panties already soaked with her pussy juice.If you enjoy watching hot girls rub themselves silly, you should really enjoy this one, as I found all these girls pretty damn sexy. I didn’t learn any new techniques, pretty standard finger fucking and some plain ‘ol dildos, but if you’re a fan of the genre, or just want something to pass the time with, you should definitely pick this up, this is near the top of the field in female masturbation flicks. In fact, I’m looking forward to catching some of the other movies in this series.

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09 7th, 2007

Kama Sutra

So, what is the Kama Sutra you ask? The Kama Sutra, is an ancient Indian text considered to be the standard work on love, in Sanskrit literature, with a portion of the work dealing with human sexual behavior. Most people just know the Kama Sutra as a sex position book with lots of pictures of people having sex in almost impossible positions or some kinky products to spice up your sex life. In the book, Kama Sutra, there are 22 specific types of positions. 12 of these positions are covered in the video. Plus, there’s a nice little music CD included…if you like the soundtrack from the video. But seriously…if you’re going to go all Eastern Philosophy, put some advance thought into it and buy some music of your own! So I decided it was time for me to do some exploring and learn something new. Since I’ve been reading a lot of Eastern Philosophy recently…trying to calm my Type A ass down, I thought I would learn some cool sex positions. There’s always room for improvement, right? I then proceeded to try some of these things with a special friend of mine.

The Kama Sutra suggests that you should engage in sensual touching, (sounds good so far), but no genital touching. This heightens the senses. Oh, and only move at 1/2 your regular speed. So this means don’t do your usual groping around and 30 second foreplay routine. This is a LOT of fun. Okay…in the video, they actually suggest you do this for 3 nights…I don’t have that kind of willpower, so it only happened on night 1. - Remember, I said I was “Type A” and we got down to business the next morning.

Whether you care or not, I’m going to give you a couple of my favorites that I think are worth trying out…

INDARI ASANA - In the video, the woman is laying on a ginormous exercise ball, on her back, with her feet in his armpits. Since I have an exercise ball, collecting dust, I tried this one first. First note, the ball used in video is some kind of sex ball…much bigger than an exercise ball, so we improvised. Do not try this without bracing yourself! After rolling off a few times and getting rug burns on my elbows, knees, and face…we finally figured out how to do it. Hold hands! If you like it hard and deep, this is the way to go. And if you’ve ever fantasized about having sex in one of those bouncy things you’ve seen at a carnival, this will give you that feeling without having to have sex in public - but that’s a story for another time. If you get motion sickness, this might not be the best one to try. Throwing up can really screw up the Chi! Also, if you both climax hard, and lose yourself in the moment…the person on the ball will receive a concussion when your partner lets go of your hands. My headache only lasted for a couple of hours.

SPLITTING OF THE BAMBOO - In this one, she’s on her back with him on top. She then puts one of her legs over his shoulder. Flexibility is a must for this one. It’s a good thing I’ve been working really hard with my trainer! This one give you (this is for the ladies now) LOTS of stimulation in all the right areas! Plus, he has to do all the work, cuz you can’t get too much leverage with your legs split apart. So you really get to sit back and enjoy the ride. WOO HOO!!!! But the boys really seem to get off when you can show them that you’re flexible enough to do this move. It must have something to do with that male fantasy of doing it with a gymnast.

Some of the crazier moves involved a suspended swing (The Love Swing). While this looks like fun, the only guy I want to see coming at me on a swing is Tarzan, in his little loincloth on a vine in some steamy tropical jungle. The other one that I just couldn’t stop laughing, while watching, it was TURNING POSITION. In that one, she’s on her back on the bottom. He’s on top and spins around with his cock inside her. I’m thinking, without a lot of practice, that’s one that is going to get somebody hurt, and not in a good way.

So if you’re looking for something fun and different, I highly recommend giving this one a shot. If you really like it, go out and pick up the book. Plus, the little goodies/products I mentioned earlier really are a nice addition.

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