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Archive for August, 2008
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We started with Not the Bradys XXX. What a hilariously fun movie! They nailed this spoof, no pun intended, right down to the astro turf backyard…that Jan (Aurora Snow) broke in with a heavy duty fuck with Tee Reel.
Sorry, the basic premise of the movie is that Mike and Carol are having financial difficulties and the kids decide to try to help. Getting into porn seems like the most lucrative way right? Peter gets a menage a trois - cuz those girls just had to see what Peter was packin’ in those plaid pants of his. Christopher Knight never had it this good!
Little Cindy (Leah Luv) ain’t so little and innocent in this one. We collectively decided that watching Leah Luv give a blow job is pure poetry in motion. We all learned better technique from watching her…..pizza boy might be able to confirm that, if you can find him.
There are so many questions answered in this movie. You know you wanted to see Greg and Marcia get it on, in the real show, well…here ya go. And we all heard the stories that Greg and Mrs. Brady got it on in real life. You know you wanted to see that combo too. Well, it’s all here.
Bottom line here….this one is well worth watching. The girls eat cum like they’re starving, not losing their house. And Ron Jeremy as Sam the Butcher is a classic cameo. For those who don’t take their porn so seriously…this is a great film!!!!
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Those crazy kids in Oz (Australia) have created Sensory Drinks. What’s that you ask? If you order one of these Sensory drinks, you get escorted to a private area, are served the drink, asked to put on a blindfold and earphones (which are hooked up to an ipod with specially selected tunes), then get misted by a server for 18 minutes.
“The sensory cocktails work like this: order the daiquiri, and you’re tucked into a semiprivate spot where you sip your drink blindfolded while listening to 18 minutes of Cuban music on an iPod. All the while, a waitress spritzes you with a cigar mist made by simmering crumbled cigars in water and simple syrup.
The idea, said Grant Collins, Zeta’s consulting mixologist, is “to heighten the link between the drink and the experience. Listening to the music makes your mind drift, and the blindfold heightens your sense of smell.” And the smoky mist? It’s a sensory trick to make you think you’re in Havana.”
So they’ve got the “Tiki” which gives the Havana, Cuba experience, the Sea Breeze which is destined to make you feel like you’re sitting on the beach sipping your cocktail, and a Martini that plays a Rat Pack soundtrack to make you feel like you’re in New York. Something tells me that if this thing catches on and ends up here in the States…it’s going to “progress” into something really bizarre. Like…Sex on the Beach - as the woman is sipping her fruity libation, Beach Boy tunes are piped through her headphones, a salt spray is misted around her, while the waiter slaps her face with his cock. I just don’t see this ending well.
While roaming around on the internets this week…I ran across this interesting item. It looks like it could be a nice little stand alone device for some unbelievable clitoris stimulation or possibly and attachment for one of my little mechanical feel good toys doesn’t it? It even comes in several versions. There’s the “moose,” “caribou,” “elk,” and “whitetail deer.” All of which have a slightly different design. They’re made out of sterling silver and come in a pretty little wooden display box. But alas, it is not to be….they are rings that are carried in a Canadian souvenir shop. But hey, in my house….one of my important rules is that most things must have a dual purpose. Problem solved….I’m buying 2. The “moose” and the “whitetail deer.” Happy hunting!!!!
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