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Homegrown films are notorious for being hit or miss…(that would be one of the side affects of TRUE amateur content) and sometimes the titles are a bit misleading. That being said, this one does not disappoint. If you’re familiar with Homegrown then you won’t be disappointed with the quality of the film - it’s, as a standard, pretty bad. But it looks a lot like the stuff you’d shoot yourself. Again, that’s a big part of the charm of Homegrown films.

Amber Ways is the first girl we get to watch, and she’s a pretty good prelude to Audrina and Casey, two VERY cute girly-girls who nervously make out with one another and then hesitantly lick & lap each other. The one bit of weirdness in this is that they seem to own “The World’s Loudest Vibrator.” Not the biggest turn-on, but you can replay their earlier scenes a few times.

Dani and Michael are the third couple. Michael is a pretty skinny guy, but Dani is smokin’ hot! She’s a bit goth/punk with tats and gets hammered in numerous positions. This is definitely real sex and she’s loving every minute of it.

Ok, this couple is just weird. Violet has NO eyebrows and she’s with a short dude with a pony tail. (and don’t just think the eyebrow thing is noticeable cuz I’m a girl…trust me…you’ll look at her and think she just looks weird - not quite sideshow weird.) The only thing missing from Mr. Ponytail is a tattoo in the middle of his forehead. (Try not to think about Charles Manson while you’re watching this.) This is just a flat out strange combo and wait till you hear Violet’s voice - that’s all I’m going to say. But YOU HAVE GOT TO SEE THIS!!!!

After that scene, I just couldn’t write anymore that could make you want to see this one. Although, there is a scene with a really shiny gold vibrator - lol.

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You probably won’t see the girls in Handjobs Across America 4 performing hardcore sex scenes on film anywhere, but they’re more than willing to strip down and stroke a dude until he pops – for the camera (and us). So we’ve got 9 scenes of some innocent and some not-so-innocent looking amateurs from across the country displaying their creative techniques of stroking cock. Hold on for these POPS.

While the title of this one would lead you to believe its all handjobs…there is a bit of creative embellishment in here….a little titty fucking and some oral action.

In the first scene we’ve got ourselves a Looner who, after she gets “serviced” she bounces up and down on a beach ball while getting her guy off and taking a nice pop to the face and chest. Betty, a cute little Asian girl gets her feet worshipped and then thanks her man by holding onto his massive erect cock and stroking, caressing and loving it with her skilled hands.

All in all, I wasn’t sure what to expect from a Handjob movie. I know guys like it and all, but I generally consider handjobs to be the sort of thing that “lick it around the edges” kind of girls do. However, I liked this and actually learned a nice 2 handed technique from Neveah (who is currently appearing in other movies).

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So this is my first real look at amateur porn - and ya know….it’s pretty good. It seems like, lately, that’s what I’ve been hearing people talk about so I thought I’d get a movie from Xplor - which many of you know of as Homegrown Video. I was told that these guys are the pioneers of amateur porn. It definitely is the stuff you’d see in your own bedroom, if you had a couple you didn’t know in your house and they were letting you watch them have sex. (Sounds like something that happened this summer…but I digress.) As opposed to some overly made up, perfectly staged scene from regular movies. The other nice thing about amateur is the chemistry. Yes, these people actually look like they want to be there and that they want to be with each other!

All 5 of these girls are natural cuties and the guys aren’t too bad either. While this line is called Cream Pie….cuz every one of these girls actually takes a load inside her, as opposed to on her face or chest - like in “features,” and let’s the camera see every bit of it come out; there is no skimping on the blowjobs.

My favorite scene is the one with Angela. This couple is what amateur porn is all about! This girl’s got a smoking hot body. Speaking of the aforementioned blowjobs…this girl’s got it down. She manages to make some eye contact while performing her oral talents, which include a very nicely done t-bagging. Angela and her man perform some kitchen gymnastics with a reverse cowgirl on the counter. How they manage not to hit their heads on the cabinets is truly amazing. My kitchen encounters, while they are fantastic, usually end up with somebody getting hurt - but in a good way. (wink wink) This vocal couple finishes it all off with a nice big cream pie.

All in all, I’m looking forward to checking out more amateur titles. It’s refreshing to see “real” people having and enjoying sex.

Oh yeah, I almost forgot. The bloopers on this disc are hilarious. Some of the stuff you’ve probably experienced and some of it is stuff you probably never want to experience. This is the stuff you’ll never see at the end of features. Probably for good reason. Sort of like when movie stars don’t want you to see them without makeup. Most porn stars don’t want you to see/hear them farting during sex.

If you’ve got some amateur movies to recommend….please let me know.

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