Just because these ladies are vertically challenged, doesn’t mean that they can’t fuck and suck like their taller counterparts.

This is not your high budget, pretty scenery, storyline infused porn project. It’s a down and dirty hardcore midget fuckfest. Although, these little ladies do make it a really fun adventure to watch.

Bridget Powers is her usual perky, nymphomaniac self, who doesn’t mind popping out of suitcase for some afternoon fuck and suck, with a humorous nod to her short stature allowing her to hide in this most unusual place. The most unusual place I’ve ever hidden – for some surprise sex was in the shower (but I think I got the bigger surprise when the shower was unexpectedly turned on and I ruined a really hot corset and garter set).

Little cutie – Twidget – entices as both a blonde and a redhead. She’s got a hot body with nice natural tits. For you glasses fetishists…she dons a cute little pair, but doesn’t keep them on long, so there’s no “jizz on her glasses” scene – BOO.

Okay, as much as I wanted to see that midget sex was something really freaky, it’s not really. It’s different, but I wouldn’t call it freaky. Bridget and Twidget are definitely the scene stealers here. But Tinnie Tyler brings an air of maturity to her scenes. (Midget MILF?) I recommend this one for everyone who is freaking out that the Mini Me (Verne Troyer) sex tape release is being delayed.

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Remember the fun you had spying on your sister or your brother and then getting them in trouble by telling your parents what he or she did? Well, voyeur porn is kind of like that, but it’s more for your enjoyment. I wasn’t really too sure if I’d like this or not. But voyeur porn is a lot like amateur porn, but with the added twist of spying on the couple instead of actually being in the room with them.

This one’s got 5 scenes each with a different couple. There’s not a lot of extra crap (like an awful soundtrack or the guy constantly barking out orders) junking up the scenes, it’s not mechanical and there’s tons of great foreplay in each scene (that’s something that you just don’t see in those big studio productions.

This one’s got 5 scenes each with a different couple. There’s not a lot of extra crap (like an awful soundtrack or the guy constantly barking out orders) junking up the scenes, it’s not mechanical and there’s tons of great foreplay in each scene (that’s something that you just don’t see in those big studio productions.

Scene 1’s guy has a mullet that would make 80’s Billy Ray Cyrus jealous and an old man’s white, flat, and saggy ass. EWWWW! This is not the best scene of the film. You mostly see him and his mullet, which is truly disturbing since it was filmed in 2005.

Okay, as much as I wanted to hate this dvd, it was a lot of fun once I got past that first scene. Scenes 2 & 4 had some hot South American chicas with real boobs (that’s not something you see in big studio porns) and South Amercan asses. Scene 5 was a good looking interracial couple with some great foreplay. All in all, this one’s got lots of hot blowjobs, titty fucking, oral sex, finger banging, and couples who enjoy having sex. It’s a great change from the formulaic porn that I’m getting used to.

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I can’t believe I haven’t watched this one sooner. Someone should tie me up and whip me with a patent leather riding crop. ( ) hint hint.

I have a particular liking for the “fun” little porns. The one’s that know it’s sex, and have a lot of fun with what their doing. I especially like it when the girls look like they really enjoy what their doing. This is one of those casts. Every single one of these girls really is having fun with this.

Cytherea’s in here talking about how much fun she had at “Summer Camp.” Yeah, I saw that one too and I’ll have that review up here in a couple of days. But Ski Camp starts with a HUGE girl on girl on girl orgy. MEEEEEEOOOOOOWWWWW! I had to replay this one a lot, cuz there was so much to watch…I didn’t know who to focus on. So I decided to call a couple of my girlfriends over for a vote and a re-creation. The opener’s got Cytherea, Audrey Hollander, Jayna Woods, Kimberly Kane, and Naudia Rio. I defy you to tell me you can watch all of them just once! If you can do that you’re either gay or just not interested in sex….and if that’s the case, you shouldn’t be here.

I can’t complain about any of the scenes in this one. I know some (a lot) of Hustler’s stuff can be pretty textbook, but Clive McClean and his group did a really outstanding job on this one.

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If you like ‘em young and natural, and I’m a natural kind a girl…you can’t get them any younger and fresher than the little Euro hotties from Legal Pink. While I can’t say that the the Euro girlies usually do it for me, there’s a bit of variety in this 6 pack, and my toybox got quite the workout during this 2 hour fresh fest.

Sarah Sweet’s got some nice little meat curtains, which are kinda fun to watch Zenga play with. I know, I know, their not the “perfect” little pussy lips that you typically go crazy for, but every once in a while it’s nice to see a pussy that doesn’t look plastic. Plus…Sarah’s just soooooo cute and she really enjoys what she’s doing, and it shows.

Anita’s got some perky little tits which are also a refreshing change from the fun bags that a lot of the more experienced girls have…..and Viola’s tight little twat is enough to make you blow before you get your sock or tissue ready.

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First, I’ve got to say that you need to remember that this is a Vivid Entertainment production. Now, that I’ve gotten that out of the way…we can continue. This is a hot little S&M number that you can definitely watch with that favorite female you’ve been wanting to get really freaky with. This should give her some ideas, probably not quite as kinky as yours, but this should give her a few ideas of her own, or at least be willing to listen to what you’re thinking – and keep an open mind about it.

My girlies and I opened up a bottle of wine when we put this one in the player. We were pretty excited to watch Holly Hollywood and Savanna Samson. We weren’t disappointed with Savanna. She’s in this feature a lot. The girlies and I had our share of fun when we broke out the fur restraints when doing our own little recreation of the film.

Amber Ways is the first girl we get to watch, and she’s a pretty good prelude to Audrina and Casey, two VERY cute girly-girls who nervously make out with one another and then hesitantly lick & lap each other. The one bit of weirdness in this is that they seem to own “The World’s Loudest Vibrator.” Not the biggest turn-on, but you can replay their earlier scenes a few times.

Dani and Michael are the third couple. Michael is a pretty skinny guy, but Dani is smokin’ hot! She’s a bit goth/punk with tats and gets hammered in numerous positions. This is definitely real sex and she’s loving every minute of it.

Ok, this couple is just weird. Violet has NO eyebrows and she’s with a short dude with a pony tail. (and don’t just think the eyebrow thing is noticeable cuz I’m a girl…trust me…you’ll look at her and think she just looks weird – not quite sideshow weird.) The only thing missing from Mr. Ponytail is a tattoo in the middle of his forehead. (Try not to think about Charles Manson while you’re watching this.) This is just a flat out strange combo and wait till you hear Violet’s voice – that’s all I’m going to say. But YOU HAVE GOT TO SEE THIS!!!!

After that scene, I just couldn’t write anymore that could make you want to see this one. Although, there is a scene with a really shiny gold vibrator – lol.

Remember the thrill you got when you were in the same room, secretly, watching someone else getting it on with that really hot girl? Okay, so maybe you didn’t get to actually be in the room while it was happening, you were in the room next door and could hear it – but while it was going on you were imagining what you were seeing. Well, this is your chance to really feel like you’re there and can get your Voyeur on.

Missy Monroe has truly mastered the art of cock juggling. She’s got 2 cocks, which clearly have minds of their own…bouncing between her ass, mouth and pussy. But if you like to hear the smut talk while your cock is being gobbled up like Thanksgiving turkey…Missy’s your girl. How she does that without losing a drop of man juice is beyond me. She must have really bad table manners (talking with her mouth full).

The other outstanding performance, in this one, is Lucy Lee’s deepthroat. She’s a hot little asian girl that just won’t shut up unless she’s got a cock making a home in her throat.

Woof….. Bella Donna rocks!!!! While Jessica Drake is the focus of this feature…you can not dismiss the power of Miss Belladonna

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18 & Fresh is a 4 hour fuckfest with quite a few of the industry’s hottest stars out there. While I’m not so sure that these girls are 18, but in their early 20’s, they are definitely still in the very beginnings of their porn career.

With 16 different scenes, there is plenty of content here to keep you busy for a long time.

Dana Vespoli starts us off with a red hot scene! She’s definitely the “girl-next-door” type with her natural 34A tits. She’s not one to ease into her work either…she’s hardcore – they both have scratches to show for this encounter.

Corina Taylor gives us a little taste (no pun intended) of the fetish world. Watching her in this scene makes me believe she’s a dirty little submissive slut that will do ANYTHING you tell her to do, and that this is just a warm up session. She makes a main course of her boys’ ass and loves every minute of it. Corina then gets a little stuffing of her own…her panties in her mouth, then into her pussy. Not to stay on one fetish for too long…we next learn that she’s into toes. Her girly moaning while she’s sucking his toes is enough to get you hard…all on its own. But to finish her off, she gets toe fucked by the little piggy she just sucked off. Like any good little slut…she takes his load in her mouth and licks it all up.

Another stunning performance is by the sultry Shy Love. The noises that come out of that smokin’ little body of hers are Siren like. Love likes anything that has to do with her ass. In the opening scene, she gets her salad tossed and moans with ecstasy, followed by a finger probe in her ass, which she then licks clean – good girl. The majority of her scene is made up of some sort of anal play…which is good by me. I now understand why she gave up her earlier career of accounting. Really…she graduated from high school, at the age of 16, has a Masters Degree in Accounting (and another one in Taxation) and is a Certified Public Accountant (CPA). Beautiful and smart!

The rest of the scenes have a little bit of something for everyone. Interracial, some oversized beef curtains, lots of blow jobs, more salad tossing than you’d find in Hidden Valley Ranch, titty fucking, British accent with Cindy Stephens a.k.a. Roxanne Hall, and a little bit of chubby thrown in for good measure.