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We started with Not the Bradys XXX. What a hilariously fun movie! They nailed this spoof, no pun intended, right down to the astro turf backyard…that Jan (Aurora Snow) broke in with a heavy duty fuck with Tee Reel.
Sorry, the basic premise of the movie is that Mike and Carol are having financial difficulties and the kids decide to try to help. Getting into porn seems like the most lucrative way right? Peter gets a menage a trois - cuz those girls just had to see what Peter was packin’ in those plaid pants of his. Christopher Knight never had it this good!
Little Cindy (Leah Luv) ain’t so little and innocent in this one. We collectively decided that watching Leah Luv give a blow job is pure poetry in motion. We all learned better technique from watching her…..pizza boy might be able to confirm that, if you can find him.
There are so many questions answered in this movie. You know you wanted to see Greg and Marcia get it on, in the real show, well…here ya go. And we all heard the stories that Greg and Mrs. Brady got it on in real life. You know you wanted to see that combo too. Well, it’s all here.
Bottom line here….this one is well worth watching. The girls eat cum like they’re starving, not losing their house. And Ron Jeremy as Sam the Butcher is a classic cameo. For those who don’t take their porn so seriously…this is a great film!!!!
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First, I’ve got to say that you need to remember that this is a Vivid Entertainment production. Now, that I’ve gotten that out of the way…we can continue. This is a hot little S&M number that you can definitely watch with that favorite female you’ve been wanting to get really freaky with. This should give her some ideas, probably not quite as kinky as yours, but this should give her a few ideas of her own, or at least be willing to listen to what you’re thinking - and keep an open mind about it.
My girlies and I opened up a bottle of wine when we put this one in the player. We were pretty excited to watch Holly Hollywood and Savanna Samson. We weren’t disappointed with Savanna. She’s in this feature a lot. The girlies and I had our share of fun when we broke out the fur restraints when doing our own little recreation of the film.
Woof….. Bella Donna rocks!!!! While Jessica Drake is the focus of this feature…you can not dismiss the power of Miss Belladonna
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In the spirit of Halloween, dressing up in costumes, ok…and just plain ‘ol fun I decided to check out Farmer’s Daughters Do College. This is just one of the movies in this well-known, comical and popular series.
After we get a little educational statistics lesson regarding the daughters of farmers, we get the Ho–down started. Ann Marie and Melanie Jagger have a little run-in at the local watering hole. Seems there’s some issue over property rights. What starts out with one running in shooting a gun…turns into the equivalent of a 3 armed dildo race. Well, with their wrists tied together Melanie and Ann Marie work on getting their dildo’s in each other’s pink, and if you think porn actresses can’t act – wait ‘til you see them try to be competitive. This escalates into each of them donning a strap on and a using a double dong on each other with fantastically audible success. Of course, as this is all going on, the local men-folk are all standing around with their mouths open. Wouldn’t you?
Oh yeah, Melanie then tells her pappy that she wants to go to college (hence the college angle from the title). He protests, **spoiler alert** she ends up going anyway. Hannah Harper, who’s already in school, and Dillon are up next. Hannah cheats her way through school by sucking on Dillon’s manmeat. With a blowjob talent like that, she doesn’t need to do anything else. How either of them was able to continue after that is completely beyond me. But being the pros they are, they dug deep and continued on with an enthusiastic fucking session.
This is a farmer movie, so there has to be some produce right? Ashley Blue is caught trying to sell produce on the black market. This activity must be punished, to the fullest extent of the farmer’s law…so according to the law, Lee Stone disciplines her by fingering her ass with not one, but 3 of his fingers. To show her appreciation for being set straight, Ashley deep throats ALL of Lee’s huge prick, right down to the balls. Thank you officer Stone…may I please have another?
Melanie comes back, with Evan Stone this time, for some more voyeur action by a slack jawed crowd of students. We get to watch her get fingered and then have her ass filled with his hot and steamy cock.
Oh yeah, Cherokee, Joel Lawrence and Brittany Skye are in this one too. In fact they all get together, in the end, for a three-way you might find yourself getting into after a night of heavy drinking. Not exactly an award winning performance by any one of these 3.
I really enjoyed this movie. The western theme is kind of fun, adds a different twist to things. And I was truly inspired by Ashley, okay, and by the mention of produce. So I got into my fruitbowl and grabbed a banana and got myself a cucumber out of my refrigerator. Practice makes perfect right?
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I had a little slumber party, over the weekend, with some of my girlies and we decided that we wanted to watch a feature for a change of pace. Since we normally just want to “cut to the chase” and see the sex scenes…this was really a change for most of us. Muffy (yes, that’s really her name…we went to a conservative preppy college in the Midwest together) still likes to see some story line in between her sex.
The movie starts with a little action between Shay Sweet and Tory Lane, that then ends up including Billy Glide - that’s so-so.
The hottest performance was with Shayna Knight, Anthony Hardwood and John West. She starts with a deep throat on each guys cock to the point of gagging – and enjoying every minute of it. Then finishes with a d.p.! The whole thing was unbelievably hot! We had to replay this scene several times, if you know what I mean.
This is great movie, story line or not. It’s got scorching sex scenes and a story line if you’re trying to convince that special someone to watch porn with you.
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Jim Holliday is the master of putting beautiful babes together and forming unforgettable sapphic mosh pits with just enough dick thrown in to still call this a straight flick.
How can you resist a movie whose storyline revolves around a truck hijacking posse of pussy and nuclearized anthrax!
Crystal Ray takes home the gold in the sexual pentathalon with Talon! What put this over the top for me was the blow job. Talon pushed her head down so far, I thought she was going to deep throat his balls too! No gagging - she handled it like the pro that she is. While I’m no a lick it around the edges kind of girl, I don’t do well with the head pushing. When I’m ready to take you all in - I will.
My favorite sequence, of this film, is when Agent Silky Moss (Felicia) takes the pirate girls out back for an interrogation. I’ve been strip searched at LAX before, and if they searched people like Felicia does - the airline industry wouldn’t be going bankrupt. Watching that pile of moaning snatch, I couldn’t help myself but to take matters into my own hands. Any advice on how to clean my TV remote?
High Desert Pirates is a fun little adventure and recommended for those who like more sex than storyline.
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