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Young Girls’ Fantasies is a line based around the sexual fantasies of girls. These aren’t outlandish, you’ve got to be kidding me fantasies either, they’re fantasies that you, your girlfriend, your neighbor, or that cute little hottie you’ve been eyeing at the gym might have. So this means – take note, you might need to use some of this information later.
Charlie Laine and Haley Paige have a bellydancing fantasy that involves the 2 of them – no boys! It’s true what they say that a woman really knows how to please another woman best. Their 69 is awe inspiring. Haley sucks hard on Charlies lips, not the ones filled with collagen. For a little extra stimulation, Haley fingers her at the same time – sending Charlie into deep moans of satisfaction.
Harmony’s fantasy is one a lot of women have. You’ve got to watch it to find out what it is 
. Harmony’s deep throat was so good, we both teared up. Kurt Lockwood has an AMAZING oral technique! Harmony was clearly enjoying her sucky sucky time and was an active participant in the oral action. I know I was enjoying it because my panties were soaked well before the scene was over!!!
The rest of the girls…Kelly Kline, Brooke, and Demi Marx are all good looking girls, but their scenes were not all that inspiring or much of a turn on for me.
This is the first Hustler movie I’ve reviewed…and I’ve got to say, it’s not going to be my last. I know Larry Flynt is a pioneer and a great crusader for porn, but they really know their stuff over there at that studio.
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In the spirit of Halloween, dressing up in costumes, ok…and just plain ‘ol fun I decided to check out Farmer’s Daughters Do College. This is just one of the movies in this well-known, comical and popular series.
After we get a little educational statistics lesson regarding the daughters of farmers, we get the Ho–down started. Ann Marie and Melanie Jagger have a little run-in at the local watering hole. Seems there’s some issue over property rights. What starts out with one running in shooting a gun…turns into the equivalent of a 3 armed dildo race. Well, with their wrists tied together Melanie and Ann Marie work on getting their dildo’s in each other’s pink, and if you think porn actresses can’t act – wait ‘til you see them try to be competitive. This escalates into each of them donning a strap on and a using a double dong on each other with fantastically audible success. Of course, as this is all going on, the local men-folk are all standing around with their mouths open. Wouldn’t you?
Oh yeah, Melanie then tells her pappy that she wants to go to college (hence the college angle from the title). He protests, **spoiler alert** she ends up going anyway. Hannah Harper, who’s already in school, and Dillon are up next. Hannah cheats her way through school by sucking on Dillon’s manmeat. With a blowjob talent like that, she doesn’t need to do anything else. How either of them was able to continue after that is completely beyond me. But being the pros they are, they dug deep and continued on with an enthusiastic fucking session.
This is a farmer movie, so there has to be some produce right? Ashley Blue is caught trying to sell produce on the black market. This activity must be punished, to the fullest extent of the farmer’s law…so according to the law, Lee Stone disciplines her by fingering her ass with not one, but 3 of his fingers. To show her appreciation for being set straight, Ashley deep throats ALL of Lee’s huge prick, right down to the balls. Thank you officer Stone…may I please have another?
Melanie comes back, with Evan Stone this time, for some more voyeur action by a slack jawed crowd of students. We get to watch her get fingered and then have her ass filled with his hot and steamy cock.
Oh yeah, Cherokee, Joel Lawrence and Brittany Skye are in this one too. In fact they all get together, in the end, for a three-way you might find yourself getting into after a night of heavy drinking. Not exactly an award winning performance by any one of these 3.
I really enjoyed this movie. The western theme is kind of fun, adds a different twist to things. And I was truly inspired by Ashley, okay, and by the mention of produce. So I got into my fruitbowl and grabbed a banana and got myself a cucumber out of my refrigerator. Practice makes perfect right?
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I had a little slumber party, over the weekend, with some of my girlies and we decided that we wanted to watch a feature for a change of pace. Since we normally just want to “cut to the chase” and see the sex scenes…this was really a change for most of us. Muffy (yes, that’s really her name…we went to a conservative preppy college in the Midwest together) still likes to see some story line in between her sex.
The movie starts with a little action between Shay Sweet and Tory Lane, that then ends up including Billy Glide - that’s so-so.
The hottest performance was with Shayna Knight, Anthony Hardwood and John West. She starts with a deep throat on each guys cock to the point of gagging – and enjoying every minute of it. Then finishes with a d.p.! The whole thing was unbelievably hot! We had to replay this scene several times, if you know what I mean.
This is great movie, story line or not. It’s got scorching sex scenes and a story line if you’re trying to convince that special someone to watch porn with you.
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You probably won’t see the girls in Handjobs Across America 4 performing hardcore sex scenes on film anywhere, but they’re more than willing to strip down and stroke a dude until he pops – for the camera (and us). So we’ve got 9 scenes of some innocent and some not-so-innocent looking amateurs from across the country displaying their creative techniques of stroking cock. Hold on for these POPS.
While the title of this one would lead you to believe its all handjobs…there is a bit of creative embellishment in here….a little titty fucking and some oral action.
In the first scene we’ve got ourselves a Looner who, after she gets “serviced” she bounces up and down on a beach ball while getting her guy off and taking a nice pop to the face and chest. Betty, a cute little Asian girl gets her feet worshipped and then thanks her man by holding onto his massive erect cock and stroking, caressing and loving it with her skilled hands.
All in all, I wasn’t sure what to expect from a Handjob movie. I know guys like it and all, but I generally consider handjobs to be the sort of thing that “lick it around the edges” kind of girls do. However, I liked this and actually learned a nice 2 handed technique from Neveah (who is currently appearing in other movies).
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The Kama Sutra suggests that you should engage in sensual touching, (sounds good so far), but no genital touching. This heightens the senses. Oh, and only move at 1/2 your regular speed. So this means don’t do your usual groping around and 30 second foreplay routine. This is a LOT of fun. Okay…in the video, they actually suggest you do this for 3 nights…I don’t have that kind of willpower, so it only happened on night 1. - Remember, I said I was “Type A” and we got down to business the next morning.
Whether you care or not, I’m going to give you a couple of my favorites that I think are worth trying out…
INDARI ASANA - In the video, the woman is laying on a ginormous exercise ball, on her back, with her feet in his armpits. Since I have an exercise ball, collecting dust, I tried this one first. First note, the ball used in video is some kind of sex ball…much bigger than an exercise ball, so we improvised. Do not try this without bracing yourself! After rolling off a few times and getting rug burns on my elbows, knees, and face…we finally figured out how to do it. Hold hands! If you like it hard and deep, this is the way to go. And if you’ve ever fantasized about having sex in one of those bouncy things you’ve seen at a carnival, this will give you that feeling without having to have sex in public - but that’s a story for another time. If you get motion sickness, this might not be the best one to try. Throwing up can really screw up the Chi! Also, if you both climax hard, and lose yourself in the moment…the person on the ball will receive a concussion when your partner lets go of your hands. My headache only lasted for a couple of hours.
SPLITTING OF THE BAMBOO - In this one, she’s on her back with him on top. She then puts one of her legs over his shoulder. Flexibility is a must for this one. It’s a good thing I’ve been working really hard with my trainer! This one give you (this is for the ladies now) LOTS of stimulation in all the right areas! Plus, he has to do all the work, cuz you can’t get too much leverage with your legs split apart. So you really get to sit back and enjoy the ride. WOO HOO!!!! But the boys really seem to get off when you can show them that you’re flexible enough to do this move. It must have something to do with that male fantasy of doing it with a gymnast.
Some of the crazier moves involved a suspended swing (The Love Swing). While this looks like fun, the only guy I want to see coming at me on a swing is Tarzan, in his little loincloth on a vine in some steamy tropical jungle. The other one that I just couldn’t stop laughing, while watching, it was TURNING POSITION. In that one, she’s on her back on the bottom. He’s on top and spins around with his cock inside her. I’m thinking, without a lot of practice, that’s one that is going to get somebody hurt, and not in a good way.
So if you’re looking for something fun and different, I highly recommend giving this one a shot. If you really like it, go out and pick up the book. Plus, the little goodies/products I mentioned earlier really are a nice addition.
Just to give you some background on this studio, if you’re not familiar…Private is one of the world’s highest quality porn studios producing today. Their locations are stunning (although not used in this particular film), their women are unbelievably gorgeous and their production quality is second to none. Bottom line…they take porn more seriously than the viewer.
All of these scenes are shot POV, which shouldn’t be a surprise, based on the title. While I generally like POV style…the first 3 scenes in this one were not my favorites. *6 Scenes/8 Girls*
Our first girl, Trinity, who looks strikingly like Nicky Hilton spends a little too much time primping herself so that she looks good while she’s giving Toni a really poor blowjob. To counteract how bad she sucks, or doesn’t suck, Toni keeps giving her directions on what to do. All while this is going on, she’s wearing some weird necklace that is too long and interferes with everything. If she spent less time screwing around with that, and more time practicing her technique on some produce, we might have something interesting to watch. In the end, just when you want to see her take a HUGE load to the face, for being so bad, we don’t really get our justice. Just a pretty average cum shot to the face.
Next up is Mya Diamond and Victoria Swinger. Their girl on girl action is fun to watch cuz they squeal and moan in the cutest voices. Then, of course David gets a little jealous and has to get in on the action. But, he’s got a big enough cock that both girls have plenty of room to play with it at the same time. (Very impressive) Toni gets tired of watching all the fun and has Victoria come to him and give him some head. So now we’ve got both couples in view, which is kinda fun to see the different techniques that each girl uses (almost a tutorial), but Victoria keeps looking back at Mya like it’s contest to see who can get their guy off first. Once the fucking begins I started laughing out loud. Toni keeps physically moving Victoria around so that we can see what Mya’s doing. Or maybe Toni would rather be with Mya. When the guys switch partners, you almost want to cheer for Toni (our cameraman) because you can finally hear him moaning in exctasy. Apparently Toni does prefer Asians….And at 49:30 we see why he likes Mya - one word ANAL! Victoria finally takes it in the pooper and we get a nice tandem shot of both girls and their particular anal techniques.
Lisa Rose starts off with a pretty unspectacular blowjob (don’t let the bad hair extensions distract you - kinda looks like she took a load in her hair before she started) and gets right into some pretty vanilla missionary. Where she lights up the screen is her anal. She is waaaaaaaaay into that. Once she gets her anal on, she seems to be enjoying everything just a little bit more. In the end, she takes a nice hot steamy load to the face and laps it up like a good girl should.
Victoria Slim…now here’s a girl who thoroughly enjoys giving head! This girl loves her sex any way she can get it. She moans so loud she drowns out the annoying cameraman on this one. And….she’s HOT!
Rebeca Linares…..she’s a hot little Spanish piece of ass. She works a cock like a pro and doesn’t forget the balls. You can tell she totally enjoys her work! This is the little nymph you want in bed with you. She’s the total package: HOT, horny & wants nothing more than to please you. I had to stop this scene about 3 times before I finally could finally finish it. Which was fine by me, cuz I got to finish myself 3 times .
The last scene is with Vanessa Mae and Claudia Rossi. If you’ve ever wanted to be with 2 hot women, and who hasn’t, these 2 will definitely make you want to do it. Teamwork is the word with these girls. While Claudia is riding cock, Vanessa is rubbing Claudia’s clit - how she held out is beyond me. I’d have been done in about a minute with all that going on. At 2:42 Claudia gets a finger fuck that causes her to squirt so much she just missed the camera.
So, by now you’ve probably heard that Paris Hilton’s other BFF, Kim Kardashian has a sex tape that’s out. Well, it’s true….Vivid Video beat out SugarDVD and bought it…and I’ve seen it.
I’ve got to say that Kim and Ray J (that would be the little brother of Brandy - the latest celebrity to have some troubles with driving) are a hot couple, or used to be a hot couple. But watching two good looking people video taping themselves having sex is nothing to complain about. Kim has got the most amazing body, and I’ve got to say that I’m a little more than jealous watching Ray J going down on her…but I digress.
Speaking of Ray J…I can see why Whitney Houston is all over him. Given the side affects that drugs can have on one’s penis and labido, I would guess that she’s getting some quality lovin’ that she hasn’t had in a long time.
I can’t say that money and fame makes up for the watersports (watersports = peeing) in this tape. I’m not much of a fan of urine love….that stuff does not belong on my body…but to each his own. I do recommend this one, if for nothing else, it’s becoming a right of passage for the celebutante set to have/leak a sex tape so that they can be accepted in their crowd and expand their career. I for one am all for being a voyeur of the rich and famous. Even if their only claim to fame is hanging out with other famous people.
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Jim Holliday is the master of putting beautiful babes together and forming unforgettable sapphic mosh pits with just enough dick thrown in to still call this a straight flick.
How can you resist a movie whose storyline revolves around a truck hijacking posse of pussy and nuclearized anthrax!
Crystal Ray takes home the gold in the sexual pentathalon with Talon! What put this over the top for me was the blow job. Talon pushed her head down so far, I thought she was going to deep throat his balls too! No gagging - she handled it like the pro that she is. While I’m no a lick it around the edges kind of girl, I don’t do well with the head pushing. When I’m ready to take you all in - I will.
My favorite sequence, of this film, is when Agent Silky Moss (Felicia) takes the pirate girls out back for an interrogation. I’ve been strip searched at LAX before, and if they searched people like Felicia does - the airline industry wouldn’t be going bankrupt. Watching that pile of moaning snatch, I couldn’t help myself but to take matters into my own hands. Any advice on how to clean my TV remote?
High Desert Pirates is a fun little adventure and recommended for those who like more sex than storyline.
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So this is my first real look at amateur porn - and ya know….it’s pretty good. It seems like, lately, that’s what I’ve been hearing people talk about so I thought I’d get a movie from Xplor - which many of you know of as Homegrown Video. I was told that these guys are the pioneers of amateur porn. It definitely is the stuff you’d see in your own bedroom, if you had a couple you didn’t know in your house and they were letting you watch them have sex. (Sounds like something that happened this summer…but I digress.) As opposed to some overly made up, perfectly staged scene from regular movies. The other nice thing about amateur is the chemistry. Yes, these people actually look like they want to be there and that they want to be with each other!
All 5 of these girls are natural cuties and the guys aren’t too bad either. While this line is called Cream Pie….cuz every one of these girls actually takes a load inside her, as opposed to on her face or chest - like in “features,” and let’s the camera see every bit of it come out; there is no skimping on the blowjobs.
My favorite scene is the one with Angela. This couple is what amateur porn is all about! This girl’s got a smoking hot body. Speaking of the aforementioned blowjobs…this girl’s got it down. She manages to make some eye contact while performing her oral talents, which include a very nicely done t-bagging. Angela and her man perform some kitchen gymnastics with a reverse cowgirl on the counter. How they manage not to hit their heads on the cabinets is truly amazing. My kitchen encounters, while they are fantastic, usually end up with somebody getting hurt - but in a good way. (wink wink) This vocal couple finishes it all off with a nice big cream pie.
All in all, I’m looking forward to checking out more amateur titles. It’s refreshing to see “real” people having and enjoying sex.
Oh yeah, I almost forgot. The bloopers on this disc are hilarious. Some of the stuff you’ve probably experienced and some of it is stuff you probably never want to experience. This is the stuff you’ll never see at the end of features. Probably for good reason. Sort of like when movie stars don’t want you to see them without makeup. Most porn stars don’t want you to see/hear them farting during sex.
If you’ve got some amateur movies to recommend….please let me know.
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