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Farmer’s Daughters Do College

In the spirit of Halloween, dressing up in costumes, ok…and just plain ‘ol fun I decided to check out Farmer’s Daughters Do College. This is just one of the movies in this well-known, comical and popular series.

After we get a little educational statistics lesson regarding the daughters of farmers, we get the Ho–down started. Ann Marie and Melanie Jagger have a little run-in at the local watering hole. Seems there’s some issue over property rights. What starts out with one running in shooting a gun…turns into the equivalent of a 3 armed dildo race. Well, with their wrists tied together Melanie and Ann Marie work on getting their dildo’s in each other’s pink, and if you think porn actresses can’t act – wait ‘til you see them try to be competitive. This escalates into each of them donning a strap on and a using a double dong on each other with fantastically audible success. Of course, as this is all going on, the local men-folk are all standing around with their mouths open. Wouldn’t you?

Oh yeah, Melanie then tells her pappy that she wants to go to college (hence the college angle from the title). He protests, **spoiler alert** she ends up going anyway. Hannah Harper, who’s already in school, and Dillon are up next. Hannah cheats her way through school by sucking on Dillon’s manmeat. With a blowjob talent like that, she doesn’t need to do anything else. How either of them was able to continue after that is completely beyond me. But being the pros they are, they dug deep and continued on with an enthusiastic fucking session.

This is a farmer movie, so there has to be some produce right? Ashley Blue is caught trying to sell produce on the black market. This activity must be punished, to the fullest extent of the farmer’s law…so according to the law, Lee Stone disciplines her by fingering her ass with not one, but 3 of his fingers. To show her appreciation for being set straight, Ashley deep throats ALL of Lee’s huge prick, right down to the balls. Thank you officer Stone…may I please have another?

Melanie comes back, with Evan Stone this time, for some more voyeur action by a slack jawed crowd of students. We get to watch her get fingered and then have her ass filled with his hot and steamy cock.

Oh yeah, Cherokee, Joel Lawrence and Brittany Skye are in this one too. In fact they all get together, in the end, for a three-way you might find yourself getting into after a night of heavy drinking. Not exactly an award winning performance by any one of these 3.

I really enjoyed this movie. The western theme is kind of fun, adds a different twist to things. And I was truly inspired by Ashley, okay, and by the mention of produce. So I got into my fruitbowl and grabbed a banana and got myself a cucumber out of my refrigerator. Practice makes perfect right?

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