GutterMonger

Ok…Suck It!

Yeah, I know I’ve been really bad lately (spank me…please?) and haven’t written here in a really long time.  I’ve been busy on some of my other projects.  And not just cooking and cleaning…the former I do really well, and the latter…well, not so good.  But isn’t food and sex far more important than a clean house?  I think it is, so that’s what matters.

I feel like I have to write about this to get it off my chest (my boobs are plenty big enough and quite frankly, there is no room for any issues…only the boobies).  I was downtown LA today and noticed something that I’ve seen a lot, but didn’t feel compelled to write about until now.  What in the hell is up with all the girlie looking and gay guys with all the women?  I’m not using the term women lightly either.  If you’re visibly over the age of 25, you’re called a woman in my book.

Are women that afraid of being with a manly looking man?  I’ve always had a rule, that I would not date a guy whose butt is smaller than my own.  If you’re a guy…and you wear skinny jeans, or worse, girls’ skinny jeans…you’ve broken that rule and you aren’t getting into my bed.

It’s time for women to fucking grow up and except the fact that they are no longer 12 years old and pining away for the Jonas Brothers or their dopplegangers.  Take a chance on a man and quit hiding behind your “but I don’t want to get hurt again” or “but the last guy I was with…” bullshit.  You’re an adult, and with that comes some inherent risk in the actions you take.  Suck it up sister!

Okay, I’m so steamed up…I’ve got to bust into my cellar and grab a great bottle of red then make a booty call to the most well hung stud in my book.

I promise to be a good girl and post more.